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    <title>I can take on a lot more Baboons than 5 year-olds</title>
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    <title>Sounds only a teenager can hear</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought this was a joke at first and it was going to give me the sound of someone's mother yelling at them, but it's a high-pitched sound.  And yes I can hear it even though I'm 30.</content>
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    <title>I actually wrote something</title>
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    <content type="html">One of my favorite communities &lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/takoyaoi_love/"&gt;TakoYaoi Love&lt;/a&gt; had a prompt challenge.&amp;nbsp; I posted a prompt and wanted to support the community in return, so I finally wrote and &lt;em&gt;finished&lt;/em&gt; a story.&amp;nbsp; Thing is, this requires &lt;strong&gt;WARNINGS&lt;/strong&gt; for most of my friends.&amp;nbsp; I wrote &lt;strong&gt;tentacle&lt;/strong&gt; fic.&amp;nbsp; Gay Stargate tentacle fic.&amp;nbsp; I don't even know where this came from, but I took one look at the prompt and Story just started flowing out of me so I had to write.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the longest thing I ever wrote (somehow I got out of college with only two 11-page papers), so I'm really proud of it.&amp;nbsp; I appriciate comments and constructive critisism.&amp;nbsp; That being said, &lt;strong&gt;if you don't like gay tentacle fic, don't read.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   	 	 	 	  &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Title: Passion's Boon&lt;br /&gt;Author: vampslyr&lt;br /&gt;Rating/Warnings: NC-17, Tentacles (of course), Non-con, OOC&lt;br /&gt;Summary: Daniel/Jack, Goddess/Daniel; Daniel wakes up with a nightmare after their last mission&lt;br /&gt;Wordcount: 3653&lt;br /&gt;Prompt: Stargate - Daniel/? - Fertility god&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A/N: Apologies to Danny for messing with his head once again.  A lot of firsts for me here: first fic over 1,000 words, first lemon, first Tent fic, first Stargate fic.  Please enjoy, comment and critique appreciated.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Jack awoke to murmurs and restless movements from the normally silent form beside him.  Daniel's head whipped from side to side as his grasping fingers tried to find purchase on the sheets in an attempt to escape some unseen enemy haunting his dreams.  Gently the older man reached out and brushed a soothing hand across his lover's sweat-soaked face before leaning in to call his name.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;The Colonel's quietly commanding voice had no effect on the fear-gripped form below him.  Worried, he began slowly shaking Daniel trying to ease him back to reality.  An arm snapped up and clamped around Jack's bicep as blue eyes flew open and roamed unseeingly around the room.  The older man called his lover's name again before those eyes settled on him and awareness seeped into them.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Jack...&amp;rdquo; Daniel's vice-like grip tightened briefly before his tense body finally relaxed with an exhaled breath.  Jack watched as the younger man ran through breathing exercises to regain his composure and was relieved to see color return to the pale complexion.  Moving slowly and keeping his hand in clear view, he reached out and traced the fine features of the man below him.  Given everything the anthropologist had been through since the opening of the Stargate, it was amazing that his nightmares were so few.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Which one this time?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Daniel frowned before sitting up to answer, &amp;ldquo;It was a new one.  Really weird.&amp;rdquo;  Jack shifted closer and wrapped his arm around Daniel who leaned gratefully into the embrace.  &amp;ldquo;I was back on the last planet we explored, in that strange temple,&amp;rdquo; he paused, thinking back to the curving twisting temple on P5-777.  Every other planet they had explored which held signs of human life had architecture that was analogous to some culture on Earth, but despite the clearly humanoid depictions on the temple walls the rippling fluidity of the structure had felt indefinably alien.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;After a subtle prod from his lover Daniel returned to narrating the dream, &amp;ldquo;I was back in the room where I got separated from everyone, but this time there was a statue on the dais.  She was dressed like the beings that were worshiped in the mosaics, including what I thought were supposed to be lines of radiance, like Ra's sun rays.&amp;rdquo;  Shivering, Daniel looked up for reassurance and drank in the encouraging warmth in the brown eyes looking back at him.  &amp;ldquo;They weren't just decorations.  They moved and &lt;i&gt;writhed&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; but before I could turn to flee, her eyes caught me and held me.&amp;rdquo;  Daniel could feel a blush creeping over his face but licked his lips and continued, &amp;ldquo;I felt like I was caught in a flood of desire.  The statue moved and it was suddenly close, clearly living flesh and those &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;tendrils&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; reached out and wrapped around me and tore my clothes off and...&amp;rdquo; Daniel broke off with a shiver that he wished he could chalk up to fear alone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;It's okay Danny, it didn't happen,&amp;rdquo; Jack soothed the younger man wrapping him tightly in his arms.  &amp;ldquo;You got separated, but nothing happened.  We found you right away and you were all in one piece, too busy studying mosaics to notice we'd lost track of you.  Nothing happened.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;I desired her,&amp;rdquo; came the whispered reply from Jack's chest.  &amp;ldquo;She should have been alien and frightening, but I desired her.  I laid with her and pleasured her and she praised me, called me an excellent offering and said she'd grant me a boon...&amp;rdquo; the shaken whispers trailed off as Jack continued to rock the shivering form he was holding.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Hey,&amp;rdquo; the older man whispered as he tugged Daniel's face up to look at him, &amp;ldquo;nothing happened.  You're here with me, right now.  No one's going to do anything to you that you don't want.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Wanting's what I'm afraid of.  She was beautiful, lush and curvy with hair like Sha're's.  She moved with this lithe confidence like... like you do when you corner me to steal my breathe away with a kiss.  She was commanding and dominating yet so gentle.&amp;rdquo;  Jack raised an eyebrow at the rush of words coming from his lover.  It was notoriously difficult to get Daniel to open up and talk about his desires, yet here he was spilling all kinds of interesting tidbits.  Blue eyes bright and dilated with hunger stared up at him and the heat from Daniel's flushed skin was having a noticeable effect on Jack's libido.  He brushed a hand down Daniel's side and was rewarded with a groan as his lover pushed him over and assaulted his lips with a desperate kiss.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mmm, aggressive Danny,'&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; Jack's inner wolf growled as he arched into slim hands brushing over his chest and allowed his lover to take the lead.  He'd been waiting for months for Daniel to feel confident enough in their relationship to show some initiative.  &amp;ldquo;You know,&amp;rdquo; Jack panted as Daniel moved down to mouth his tanned neck, &amp;ldquo;a few kinky dreams are only natural.  Healthy even.&amp;rdquo;  Jack gasped as his lover suddenly bit down and sucked hard leaving a mark that wasn't going to fade for days.  Jack looked up as Daniel pulled back to study his work then fixed the older man with a piercing gaze as he reached up and firmly locked Jack's wrists above his head.  Jack groaned as he bucked against the firm weight of his lover, fully erect and more than ready to move things forward.  Daniel had &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;never&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; been this dominating and Jack would be lying if he said it didn't turn him on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel clamped strong thighs around Jack's legs holding him down and maintaining the control he'd established while running wicked lips down a sweeping clavicle to explore a well-defined pec.  Jack closed his eyes as he writhed, unaccustomed to being on the waiting end of foreplay.  The grip on his wrists changed as something was wrapped around them and then hands joined the teasing lips.  &amp;ldquo;Danny,&amp;rdquo; Jack whispered huskily, &amp;ldquo;where have you been hiding this kinky side?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;A bite and tug of an erect nipple was his only answer as Daniel slipped his knees between Jack's and deftly parted them leaving Jack open and vulnerable with his cock jutting out, already beading with precum.  Ropes tightened around his knees holding him down when he wanted to buck up into his lover and feel some delicious friction.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Something about that positioning niggled in the back of Jack's mind but before he could focus on it strong talented fingers closed about his aching hardness and started tugging just the way he liked.  With one last swipe of his tongue Daniel let go of Jack's nipple and moved down to capture the liquid pooling at the head of his cock.  Jack panted and tried to thrust against the hands now holding his hips as his lover's warm mouth devoured him and a devilish tongue traipsed across his shaft.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Don't tease,&amp;rdquo; Jack ground out, still trying to thrust against an iron grip, &amp;ldquo;I don't want to come before you're inside me.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel chuckled as he pulled away from Jack's cock, another rope tightening around the base.  &amp;ldquo;Don't worry, I have everything well in hand,&amp;rdquo; he husked in a sultry voice that pooled in Jack's groin.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;From off to the side of where Jack lay on wonton display he heard a bottle of lube snap open and suddenly reality flooded back in.  There was &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;no way&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; that Daniel could reach the night stand from where he was, let alone open a bottle when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;both his hands were still holding Jack's hips&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;.  A quick glance to the side left Jack stunned as he tried to make sense of what he was seeing.  Two pale 'ropes' arced through the air bringing the lube within arms reach and with a quickly repressed trill of fear Jack traced the limbs to their source.  Daniel's dream came back to him as his wide eyes stared at the mass of thin tendrils sprouting from the area around his lover's member.  Jack found his voice as the lube was deposited in his lover's waiting hands, &amp;ldquo;What the hell Danny?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;You wanted to see my kinky side.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack stared incredulously for a moment before exploding, &amp;ldquo;This is way beyond kinky Danny, this is some alien in your head, messing with your mind and changing your body.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel frowned and set aside the bottle to lean forward in a sensual move that made Jack bite back a groan.  Warm hands gently cradled his head as Daniel pressed soft kisses meant to soothe.  &amp;ldquo;She's a Goddess of Passion, Jack.  Her previous followers are long gone and she was so lonely without them.  She just wanted to show her gratitude and share the joy she felt.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack tried to keep from tensing with the anger he was feeling.  That &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;thing&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; had no right to make &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;his&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; Danny into some kind of offering and change him into whatever the hell she was.  He had to stay calm and relaxed, see if he could get Daniel to lower his guard so he could slip free and knock him out, get help.  Relaxing had it's own dangers though as Daniel was still brushing teasing touches up and down his body with the... there was no other word for it: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;tentacles &lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;he had sprouted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;.  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt;The soft touches were sending warmth up and down his spine, muddling his thoughts, making his cock twitch and he was still &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;hard&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal;"&gt; God damn it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;One of the tentacles had apparently found the lube and the shock of the cool liquid on his hot shaft broke Jack's control.  He began struggling in earnest, kicking until two of the tentacles wrapped around his strong calves.  Trying to buck his changed lover off of him, Jack made the mistake of glancing up into Daniel's eyes.  The blue orbs were filled with a raw sensuality that stole Jack's breath from him, but what's more, they were still very much his Danny's eyes looking down at him tinged with worry for his partner's distress.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack felt the fight go out of him with that look and the tentacles pinned his legs leaving him lying completely helpless under his lover.  A soft unexpected thrill ran through Jack at his surrender to his lover's superior strength.  While it was true that he'd wanted Daniel to top, he'd never thought he would give in so completely to his secret desire to be dominated.  Never before had someone so thoroughly proven themselves capable of playing the part.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel smiled as Jack tried to bite back a moan and arched as far as the retraining limbs would allow him.  The younger man slowly trailed his fingers over the flushed body of his lover stopping to spread precum over the purpling head of his cock.  He leaned forward to hover a hair's breadth from Jack's lips murmuring soothing words as he brushed their cocks together.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Danny...&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Look at me Jack.&amp;rdquo;  His lover obeyed immediately and Daniel let out a pleased sound as the passion hazed brown eyes met his own.  Maintaining eye contact he brushed their bodies together in a long slow slide that ignited nerve endings everywhere they touched.  &amp;ldquo;Better?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;A soft moan was his only answer and Daniel grinned as he reached down and tugged a sensitized earlobe with nipping teeth.  &amp;ldquo;I believe you asked me to do something earlier.  What was it again?&amp;rdquo;  All Jack's melted brain could come up with was a incoherent whimper.  Daniel hid a grin by trailing down to lave a pebbled nipple calling back, &amp;ldquo;If you want something, you're going to have to tell me.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack struggled to pull a few brain cells together and figure out what his Danny wanted from him.  The aching throb of his cock finally reminded him what he really needed the most right then.  &amp;ldquo;Want you.&amp;rdquo;  It was barely more than a whisper and he worked to make himself heard, &amp;ldquo;Want you inside me.  Please Danny, stop teasing.  Need you inside me.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel purred and stretched sensually until he could look Jack in the eyes.  &amp;ldquo;Much better,&amp;rdquo; he praised.  &amp;ldquo;For telling me what you want,&amp;rdquo; he ground their cocks together drawing a cry of desire from his lover, &amp;ldquo;what you need, I'll give you your reward.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Tentacles writhed stroking up and down the flesh they held immobile, reminders of who was in control of this scenario.  Jack shuttered as warm lips descended on his hardness but cried with frustration when they only closed over the head of his cock and went no further.  Though that skilled tongue felt wonderful, he'd hoped for an end to the maddening teasing.  Then beyond the sensations concentrating at his cock he felt a gentle probing that evolved into sure fingers stretching him.  Wonderfully slick lube spread inside him and clever digits found his prostrate sending waves of pleasure coursing through him encouraging him to relax for further stretching.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Without prompting Jack forced his body to open, eager to draw his lover within him as soon as possible.  A warm tongue licked up the underside of his cock in encouragement followed by a smooth coil that wrapped around his full length encasing it in rippling pleasure.  Twisting spreading fingers drew broken sounds from Jack's throat as he begged his lover to fill him.  Mindless with need he desperately clutched the one part of Daniel within his reach and began stroking the tentacle snaking around his wrists.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;A hitching whimper was Jack's only warning before the tentacles around his legs shifted and rearranged to lift up his pelvis and suddenly Daniel was buried in him to the hilt.  It burned and throbbed, but Jack could only push harder against his restraints trying to bring his lover even closer.  The older man's thrashing movements were stilled as Daniel stiffened his coils and regained control of his desperate lover.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Hold still,&amp;rdquo; the younger man soothed running calming hands over heated flesh.  &amp;ldquo;Come on Jack, breathe with me.  In and out.&amp;rdquo;  Slowly tension ebbed as he followed his lover's directions.  It was utterly frustrating to have his needs be held at bey so effortlessly.  Warm lips tracked the trail of tears he'd been unaware of shedding and soft nips to his pulse points caused Jack to shudder in a final surrender to follow his lover's lead.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Soft murmurs of praise accompanied Daniel's first slow thrust and Jack moaned as his eyes rolled back in his head.  Stroking flesh wound all around his body and Jack could no longer tell the difference between tentacles and fingers caring only about the sensation of being completely wrapped in his lover.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Pressure built within Jack with every controlled trust of Daniel's hips.  The part of Daniel wrapped around his cock twisted in sweet counterpoint shooting sparks through his vision as it explored his slit and coated itself in his precum.  The tentacle uncoiled itself and Daniel's hand replaced it holding back Jack's orgasm with a firm grip.  Jack's half closed eyes watched with hunger as the coil stretched up towards his face glistening wetly in the dim light.  At Daniel's growled command of &lt;i&gt;'taste yourself'&lt;/i&gt; he eagerly sucked in the sensitive limb drawing moans and sharper thrusts from his lover.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Control of their coupling taken from his hands completely, Jack was free to drown himself in the pleasure coursing through his body.  He moaned around the tentacle fucking his mouth as his body quaked with his pending orgasm.  Every thrust of Daniel's cock and every sultry word from his lips opened something powerful within Jack and he was helpless to do more than surrender as it build to a height and suddenly crashed in a wave of ecstasy that overtook his senses as he flew apart under Daniel's skillful assault.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;0000ooo...ooo000ooo....ooo0000ooo....ooo00000ooo...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack woke to sunlight glinting through the curtains and raised a hand to shield his eyes.  Feeling dazed it took a few moments for his brain to catch on that he was free of restraints and in control of his limbs once again.  At the soft snore coming from his shoulder Jack started and threw back the covers checking his lover for extra appendages.  Finding only a sleepy disgruntled anthropologist Jack sat back trying to reconcile the images in his head with the normalcy of the morning.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Something wrong?&amp;rdquo; Daniel asked in a sleep slurred voice as he pulled the covers back over him preparing to go back to sleep.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack eyed Daniel then asked, &amp;ldquo;What do you remember about last night?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Seeing the tension in Jack's posture, Daniel sat up and reached over Jack to grab his glasses before answering.  &amp;ldquo;We came back from P5-777, had our debriefing and filed reports.  When we got home it was pretty late and we were too tired for anything other than sleep.  I think you were out before your head even hit the pillow.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;You don't remember having a nightmare?&amp;rdquo;  A shake of his head was the only answer as Jack watched his lover intently for any signs of stress or alien mind control.  Everything in the bedroom seemed so normal in the light of day and the memories of the previous night were starting to seem less real in the face of Daniel's obvious confusion.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack stood and began pacing so that he could put his thoughts in order.  He didn't feel sore anywhere so that argued against wild sex being on the menu the past night.  About to dismiss it as a weird dream Jack caught a glance of himself in the dresser mirror and came to a stunned halt as his eyes fixed on the enormous hickey marking his neck.  Whirling on his lover Jack pointed at the love bite and demanded, &amp;ldquo;Do you remember doing this?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Daniel gave the older man a quizzical look as he ran fingers through sleep-tousled hair.  &amp;ldquo;Well, it could hardly have been anyone else,&amp;rdquo; he quipped.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack moved to the bed cornering his lover and looking him directly in the eyes, &amp;ldquo;This is important Danny.  Do actually &lt;i&gt;remember&lt;/i&gt; giving me this hickey?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Utterly baffled Daniel responded to the worry in Jack's voice with a more serious answer.  &amp;ldquo;I don't remember biting you, but it wouldn't be the first time I did something like that in my sleep.&amp;rdquo;  Daniel broke eye contact as he worked to set memories of Sha're aside to focus on his current love.  &amp;ldquo;I'm kind of a possessive bastard sometimes; sorry if it bothers you.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack blinked at the open admission but brought his focus back to more important matters.  &amp;ldquo;Last night you woke from a nightmare and you weren't really yourself.  You said in the dream you'd met some creature on P5-777 and then things got really strange.&amp;rdquo;  Jack proceeded to relate the events of the night to an increasingly skeptical looking lover.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Seriously Jack, tentacles?&amp;rdquo;  Daniel rolled his eyes, &amp;ldquo;You said yourself you don't hurt anywhere and nothing's out of place except that hickey.&amp;rdquo;  Daniel stepped in front of his once again pacing lover and wrapped his arms around him, &amp;ldquo;Hey,&amp;rdquo; blue eyes met brown, &amp;ldquo;if you want my honest opinion, it sounds like you're sexually frustrated.  We've had a long string of missions with no down time and your brain concocted a really vibrant fantasy as an escape.&amp;rdquo;  Daniel leaned forward and brushed his lips comfortingly across his lover's.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack leaned into the embrace for a moment before drawing back reluctantly.  &amp;ldquo;Maybe we should get some tests run to be sure.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Ugh,&amp;rdquo; Daniel smacked his forehead against Jack's chest, &amp;ldquo;do you really want this to be the way Janet finds out we're dating?  She'd never let us hear the end of it.  Not to mention she'd have to tell the General.  Eventually Sam'd hear about it, and &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt;,&amp;rdquo; Daniel poked Jack in the chest for emphasis, &amp;ldquo;haven't gotten up the nerve to tell her yet yourself.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Jack groaned letting his head fall back to hit the wall.  &amp;ldquo;You really think it was just a dream?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Yes, Jack,&amp;rdquo; Daniel confirmed looking him directly in the eyes.  The arms around him relaxed letting go of their pent up tension and Daniel smiled as he leaned in to run his tongue over the hickey he'd left in his sleep.  Jack looked good with his mark on him where all the world could see he already belonged to someone and was off limits.  Of course, they'd have to cover it up before they went out which was why he hadn't given in to his possessive streak while awake.  Noting a hitch in Jack's breathing he leaned back and drank in the vulnerably open look on his lover's face the reminder of the mark had caused.  &lt;i&gt;'Maybe there was more to that dream than he's letting on.'&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;So,&amp;rdquo; Daniel whispered placing his hands on either side of Jack's head trapping him against the wall, &amp;ldquo;you liked it when I dominated you in the dream, hmm?&amp;rdquo;  Jack moaned as Daniel leaned in and laid a scorching path of nips down his neck, arousal setting aside the last of his worries about the previous night.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;0000ooo...ooo000ooo....ooo0000ooo....ooo00000ooo...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Idly a tentacle caressed the surface of the reflecting pool, disrupting the image of the two men making love in the soft morning light.  Shentra, Goddess of Passion and Fertility smiled gently as she caressed her rounding belly, tentacles coiling in pleasure at the life growing within her.  With a musical chuckle she whispered to the children growing within her, &amp;ldquo;Now that turned out well, didn't it?  Let it never be said I am not generous with those who please me.  And he &lt;i&gt;did&lt;/i&gt; so please me.  Soon my Hall will be filled again with laughter, music and love and our race will live once more.&amp;rdquo;  Shentra stretched reveling in the sunlight of the courtyard, planning for the future of her people as the dawn stretched out across the planet as it awakened from its long-dormant sleep bursting forth with new life.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Owari&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal;"&gt;Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or Babylon 5, which is where I got the general concept for the Goddess.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Ten Times X did Y meme</title>
    <published>2009-06-21T23:57:28Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-28T23:12:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">Inspired by &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_joisbishmyoga' lj:user='joisbishmyoga' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;joisbishmyoga&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'s '&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"&gt;Ten Times X Occured to Y' post.&amp;nbsp; Set in the Magic Kaito/Detective Conan universe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;   	 	 	 	  &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="The Ten Times Kuroba Kaito met a Fishy Doom"&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt; 	 	 	  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Ten Times Kuroba Kaito met a Fishy Doom.&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)The time Aoko swatted Kaito into the class fish tank. &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;2)The time Hakuba filled Kaito's bento with exploding fake fish in retaliation for the pink hair before class photos.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;3)The time Kaito volunteered to be a stage assistant for his Dad's friend, the infamous Ichthyo Magician.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;4)The time Kaito tried the new ice cream parlor with the &amp;ldquo;surprise&amp;rdquo; flavor promotion.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;5)The time Nakamori-keibu gave Kaito a hearty back-slap off the pier.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;6)The time Kaito's Mom decided to buy &amp;ldquo;the snack that smiles back.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;7)The time Kaito found out he was allergic to the tetanus shot and had hallucinations at the aquarium.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;8)The time Keiko dared Kaito to eat sardines without telling him what they were first.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;9)The time the girl's swim team booby-trapped the locker-room door with buckets of fish.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;10)The time Akako decided to celebrate Poisson d'Avril and stuck enchanted paper fish to Kaito's back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   	 	 	 	  &lt;a name="cutid2"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="The Ten Times Kaitou Kid met a Fishy Doom."&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt; 	 	 	  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Ten Times Kaitou Kid met a Fishy Doom.&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)The time Jii decided to cure Kid of his Ichthyophobia by running him through a fish obstacle course. &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;2)The time he found a stuffed fish while raiding Ran's underwear drawer.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;3)The time Aoko brought the Task Force sushi for dinner before a Heist.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;4)The time Heiji chased Kid through a street market and used Osaka's famous Takoyaki balls as ammo.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;5)The time Kid explored his predecessor's old equipment and just 'had' to open that one really shiny box, which turned out to be a fish jack-in-the-box.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;6)The time Mouri insisted on using a very obvious net of fish as a booby-trap on the Heist gem...&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;7)...Which Kid disabled, but Conan tripped with a well-placed soccer ball.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;8)The time the Task Force hid fish up their sleeves and pelted the Kid with them in the middle of his grand entrance.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;9)The time Suzuki Jirokichi challenged Kid to prove he was the greatest Kaitou since Lupin by steeling a live shark from his private Aquarium.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;10)The time Hakuba replaced Kid's trademark clover with the fish fob from his watch chain.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; </content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:vampslyr:2850</id>
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    <title>vampslyr @ 2009-01-04T14:02:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-04T20:02:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-04T20:02:40Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;table style="width: 400px; background-color: #000000; border: 1px solid #110000;" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;Greed:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: #110022; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;"&gt;Very Low&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 26px; background: #110099;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;Gluttony:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: #330011; 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border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 16px; background: #110099;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;Sloth:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;"&gt;High&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 136px; background: #770022;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #ffffff; 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background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 160px; background: #990022;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;Pride:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: #220011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;"&gt;Low&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 58px; background: #330077;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html" target="_top"&gt;Seven Deadly Sins Quiz&lt;/a&gt; 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    <title>Thus explaining why people who call in at work don't think I'm from the Mid-West</title>
    <published>2009-01-04T19:51:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-04T19:51:22Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You Speak General American English!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/general.jpg" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;70% General American English&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10% Yankee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5% Dixie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5% Midwestern&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5% Upper Midwestern&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/"&gt;What Kind of American English Do You Speak?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a guy the other day who thought I was from the East Coast.  After I said I was in the Mid-West he decided that I sounded like I was from Colorado which he claimed was considered the West and not the Mid-West.  This guy has obviously never looked at a topographical map of the US.</content>
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    <title>How many 5 year-olds could you take in a fight?</title>
    <published>2008-03-28T14:36:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-19T05:58:05Z</updated>
    <category term="quiz"/>
    <content type="html">Apparently a couple of years of martial arts counts for a lot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/16/738/fight5.agnfcdk9qa.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;"&gt;17&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:vampslyr:1830</id>
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    <title>Nerd meme</title>
    <published>2008-02-03T20:41:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-19T05:59:05Z</updated>
    <category term="meme"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font: bold 20px &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;, serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;"&gt;What Be Your Nerd Type?&lt;/b&gt; &lt;div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;"&gt;Your Result: &lt;b&gt;Anime Nerd&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 88%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;"&gt;If anyone is likely to dress up in a crazy outfit, you are! You enjoy the visual stimulants of intense art accompanied with deep plots of fantasy, science-fiction, real-life; or you are just obsessed with Japan and everyone and everything in it. They love to gather with people like themselves at conventions and act crazy! The anime nerds are often associated with the stereotype of being the "psychotic" nerd, because they tend to be obsessive over their characters and series.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You psycho! I'm just kidding! But seriously, all forms of art should be appreciated, and anime is definitely one of them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Drama Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 73%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Literature Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 57%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Science/Math Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 50%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Gamer/Computer Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 36%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Artistic Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 30%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Musician&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 26%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Social Nerd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 26%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_be_your_nerd_type"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Be Your Nerd Type?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/"&gt;Quizzes for MySpace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:vampslyr:1775</id>
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    <title>Roses Intertwined</title>
    <published>2008-01-28T05:55:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-21T23:54:48Z</updated>
    <category term="sailor moon"/>
    <category term="fic"/>
    <category term="bad-fic challenge"/>
    <category term="magic kaitou"/>
    <content type="html"> 	 	 	 	 	  &lt;p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Written for the Bad-fic challenge at &lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/manycases1truth/"&gt;ManyCases1Truth.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Title: Roses Intertwined&lt;br /&gt;Author: vampslyr&lt;br /&gt;Rating: tame&lt;br /&gt;Word Count: 756&lt;br /&gt;Warnings: OOC, fanged plot bunny&lt;br /&gt;Author's notes: No collection of bad-fics would be complete without a Sailor Moon cross-over.&amp;nbsp; I've been beating this plot bunny with a stick for weeks, but this challenge just drew it out of me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Roses Intertwined&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Chaos, Panic, Disorder, my work here is done.&amp;rdquo;  A grinning Kaitou Kid looked down on the scene of his latest heist from a nearby rooftop.  Just as he turned to leave a crimson rose impaled itself into the concrete accompanied by a guitar riff from nowhere.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;That's far enough Moonlight Magician.&amp;rdquo;  Deep shadows parted to the click of castanets as a figure in black stepped into the silvery light.  A black mask obscured the young man's face and a second rose was held at the ready by the dashing well-dressed figure.  &amp;ldquo;I have a question to ask you, one professional kaitou to another.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Professional?  Guy steels my tuxedo and rose bit and he wants to ask me a favor?&lt;/i&gt;  &amp;ldquo;So sorry to disappoint, but I have somewhere else to be.&amp;rdquo;  Kid tossed a witty smile to the copy cat as he stepped to the edge of the roof in preparation to take flight.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Before he had moved more than a step, Kid found a strong arm wound around his waist pulling him flush with a solid athletic body.  Heat suffused the white-clad thief's body as his dark mirror neatly captured the here-to-fore uncatchable.  Gloved fingers tilted his chin up and he stared into brilliant sapphire orbs framed by black satin.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;I'm searching for something,&amp;rdquo; the throaty voice whispered.  Nothing could have pulled Kid from the other thief's captivating presence.  &amp;ldquo;It's a gem.  The Imperium Silver Crystal.&amp;rdquo;  The velvet voice spoke of what it sought with such reverence that Kid felt it touch his very soul.  Desire awakened within the Moonlight Magician; a need to find this Crystal and bring it to the fey creature before him.  &amp;ldquo;Tell me, have you heard of it?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;No,&amp;rdquo; whispered the mesmerized Kid.  The obvious disappointment his statement caused cut like a knife into the magician.  &amp;ldquo;Wait.  Tell me about it.  Perhaps in the future I will come across it,&amp;rdquo; Kid beseeched.  Anything to bring happiness back to those despairing eyes.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;It is a brilliant stone that shines in the darkness.  It's the key to my past and will lead me to the one I'm seeking.  The one who can tell who I really am.&amp;rdquo;  A flash of jealousy hit Kid as he thought of his captor in the arms of another.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;ldquo;Look at me,&amp;rdquo; the magician's determined voice brought the masked thief's attention back to the present.  &amp;ldquo;I will make you a deal.  I will look for this Crystal of yours, but you must promise me that you will live in the here and now from this moment on.  Your past is important, but don't let it take away your future with thoughts of what might have been.  Live each day, each moment to its fullest.&amp;rdquo;  Boldly the smaller thief leaned up and captured his companion's lips in a fierce kiss.  The world seemed poised with in-drawn breath waiting for a response, then with a groan the masked man gave in to his desires and plundered the sweet lips below him.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Light seemed to fill Kid, drawing his ardor higher as he allowed the other thief to take the lead.  Soft pants spilled from his lips as his unnamed companion explored the contours of his cheek and the breadth of his jaw, tracing lazily down to the column of his throat.  Silk hats went tumbling and the magician bit back a moan as teeth nibbled and sucked at his collarbone.  Gloved fingers danced nimbly across buttons revealing pale skin to caress.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;At the edge of Kid's awareness finely honed thief's senses prickled reminding him of the dangers of making out so close to the scene of his recent heist.  The wind carried the faint sound of whirring helicopter blades; shouts and flashes of torch beams still drifted up from ground level.  With an annoyed groan Kid pulled away from his blue-eyed haven.  &amp;ldquo;It seems my pursuers have not yet given up their chase.&amp;rdquo;  The masked thief blinked as if suddenly realizing where he was.  Kid pulled the object of his desire closer as he worked to straighten their clothes to something more presentable for two debonair gentleman thieves.  &amp;ldquo;I'm sure we can find a more suitable location for this t&amp;ecirc;te-&amp;agrave;-t&amp;ecirc;te away from prying eyes.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Smoldering sapphire gazed into fathomless amethyst and a debouched smirk stole across the black-clad thief's face, &amp;ldquo;Of course.&amp;rdquo;  One last lingering kiss and moments later hats firmly in place the two thieves disappeared, swallowed by the shadows of the night as phantoms on the wind.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Author's notes:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;For those who might not have caught it or never read Sailor Moon, Mamoru aka Tuxedo Mask is an empath.  This is obviously early on in his search for the Crystal, and he doesn't realize he's influencing Kaito with his gift.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Discarded plot bunny: Kaito is Princess Serenity reborn as a guy instead of a girl.  [Shudder]  Not touching that with a ten-foot pole.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>A Jii-chan's Worries</title>
    <published>2008-01-28T05:51:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-21T23:56:20Z</updated>
    <category term="yu-gi-oh"/>
    <category term="fic"/>
    <content type="html"> 	 	 	 	 	  &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;&amp;quot;Jii-chan, I'm home!  I'll be upstairs!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;&amp;quot;That's fine Yuugi.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;He sounded happy, but it's so hard to tell now.  There's just static; his emotions used to fill the house, bubbling with joy or weeping with sorrow.  Now just nothing.  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;He's not doing it on purpose of course... well actually he is.  He's learned how to shield his mind to protect himself.  With psychos like Pegasus out there he's had to.  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;But I don't think he realizes that I can see the difference in him, or that it hurts feeling like he's pushed me away.  If he knew he'd feel terrible and I don't want that.  It's a natural step in following his destiny and learning to control his magic.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;Even so, I can't wait until the time when he trusts himself enough to come to me and tell me his secrets.  When he trusts his belief in magic enough to come ask me about the wards I know he can feel on the house.  And when he trusts me enough to know I'll believe him when others wouldn't.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;----------&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;Jii-chan: Grandpa&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;Shielding: a psychic wall around one's mind to keep others out, also prevents natural psychic projection of one's emotions&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier, monospace"&gt;Wards: a psychic wall around a place to keep out bad influences and psychic attacks &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    	 	 	 	 	 	</content>
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    <title>vampslyr @ 2007-12-12T23:06:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-13T05:11:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-19T05:59:52Z</updated>
    <category term="test"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.webslayer.net/wolfen/otakudiner.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.webslayer.net/wolfen/images/otakugrandechef.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;You are an OTAKU GRANDE MASTER CHEF! We bow before you, sensei! Please grace our kitchens with your presense!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.webslayer.net/wolfen/otakudiner.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Otaku Diner&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.quizilla.com" target="_blank"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <title>Meme</title>
    <published>2007-12-08T04:06:07Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-08T04:06:07Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">This should be an interesting first post.&amp;nbsp; Swiped from marsdejahthoris who 'ganked' it from ytak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;1. Grab the nearest book.&lt;br /&gt;2. Open the book to page 123.&lt;br /&gt;3. Find the fifth sentence.&lt;br /&gt;4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.&lt;br /&gt;5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Second Summoning&lt;/u&gt; by: Tanya Huff (&lt;u&gt;Summon the Keeper&lt;/u&gt; sequel)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What happened?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shaking the circulation back into her hand, she sat up.&amp;nbsp; "It was a Summons.&amp;nbsp; &lt;i&gt;Is&lt;/i&gt; a Summons."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Do Summonses usually...?"&amp;nbsp; His gesture took in the fine patina of broken glass that covered the carpet three feet out from the Christmas tree creating a perfect reproduction of "The Last Supper" with the Teletubbies replacing four of the Apostles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No."</content>
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